Bigfoot Found???

The Internet's on fire today with news the Bigfoot may have been found in a remote area of northern Georgia. While folks are obviously curious as to whether this age-old myth might actually become a modern-day reality, I think if we had any sensitivity whatsoever, particularly as hockey fans, this would be a day of mourning.

Just take a look at the supposed picture of Bigfoot which has been posted for all the world to see:

Then, consider that this creature might not actually be some evolutionary offshoot of our biological family tree, but rather just another retired athlete who had fallen on hard times and was living out a secluded retirement in the mountains:

Let's take a moment to remember the late great Jamie Macoun...