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Learning to hate the Chicago Blackhawks: Patrick Kane

As we look forward to the opening of the Stanley Cup playoffs, it's important for Nashville Predators fans to get ready to play their part when the Preds host the Chicago Blackhawks in Games 3 & 4 at Bridgestone Arena.

Simply put, just as the players must bring their best effort during the postseason, the fans need to do the same. And in the interest of helping the casual Nashville Predators fan "get in the mood" to bring the noise on home ice, let's discuss one potential target for their abuse, Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane...

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Patrick Kane

#88 / Right Wing / Chicago Blackhawks

5-10

178

Nov 19, 1988



GP G A P +/- PIM PPG SHG GWG GTG SOG PCT
2009 - Patrick Kane 81 30 57 87 17 20 9 0 6 0 257 11.7

Chicago's leading scorer, Kane is widely considered to be a bright young talent whose star is still rising within the NHL.

He's also considered in some circles to be a spoiled brat who can disappear in big moments (he was mostly invisible for Team USA at the Olympics). Oh, when 20 cents are on the line, he can beat up an old taxi driver with the best of 'em, but delivering in the clutch when the stakes are at their highest? I'm not so sure he's earned that reputation just yet.

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Seriously? I think Taylor Swift could bench-press more than him.

I'm guessing that Shea Weber will shake Kane down and take his lunch money early and often in this series. If he can be rendered to the perimeter, it could deprive Chicago of a key aspect of their attack.

So the challenge goes out to the mighty Cell Block 303 - how ya gonna get on this guy?

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Guy can't be all bad

Gave one of my friends in New York his autograph!

by Great Paperclip on Apr 11, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

And that’s the reason he’s called “Twenty-cent”…

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Apr 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember a great sign someone had last time they were in town:

“Hey Kane, Belak has your 20 cents!”

"Get to the Choppa!"

by PredHead on Apr 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Haven't seen Toots fight in a while

Doubt Pretty Boy Floyd here would last a minute with him!

by DonBorvio on Apr 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubt Toots would get within 10 feet of Kane without getting mauled

plus, Kane’s never had an NHL fight. You would think that it’s because guys are stepping in for him, but actually he’s doesn’t seem to get much crap from opposing teams. Dunno why that is, but it is…

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 12, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome...LMAO

Seriously the guy needs to hit the weight room a little more and stop partying with the ugly chicks.

by TitanPredBearFan on Apr 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The city of Chicago collectively sighs

and agrees with you

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 12, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need to have as many people as possible on the boards before the games with signs about Kane and the cab driver incident. Also, let’s change the “Chelios is a sissy” chant to a Kane chant, and let’s use it every single time he takes the ice. I think there needs to be a clapper giveaway for a game; those things are loud!

My kids and I have some sign ideas already. TI agree with Matthew: this is gonna be fun…

by LuvthePreds on Apr 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, excellent, Dirk. Very, very good. I’m already brainstorming for more.

Seriously, my little brother could grow more facial hair than Kane.

On the Forecheck/Twitter/CLS
"What do you think this is? Major League Baseball?"- Shea Weber

by Chris Burton on Apr 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve seen ladies at the checkout counter at the local supermarket with more facial hair.

…Well, not recently. Apparently old Japanese women don’t a) work at the supermarket and b) have copious amounts of facial hair.

I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair when I get back, I'll rub... sand... in your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... coarse.

by Steckel Me Elmo on Apr 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to cut grass for a woman with a beard. She had bigger biceps than Kane.

On the Forecheck/Twitter/CLS
"What do you think this is? Major League Baseball?"- Shea Weber

by Chris Burton on Apr 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do not

I wish we had konbinis in the states…

by Great Paperclip on Apr 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sign Idea:

Hey Kane, I’ll bet you 20 cents you can’t grow a playoff beard!

"Get to the Choppa!"

by PredHead on Apr 11, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think...

First thing Friday, Weber should just get the puck and shoot it at Kane even if he hasn’t crossed the blueline yet….hell, even if he’s standing in our zone. Just line him up and let it rip. You know kinda like a MLB pitcher brushing back a hitter. A 104mph slapshot will give him a whole new appreciation for saving his hairless, child-like pretty-boy hide ;)

by TitanPredBearFan on Apr 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

And he can skate by and say "That was for the cabbie!"

On the Forecheck needs a “like” button, like FB. It would also be great if you got a notification when a post you made received a reply. I’m sure it’s a SBNation thing, and not a decision that Dirk can make, but still…

by LuvthePreds on Apr 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you click on “actions” under a comment, there’s a “rec” button which is essentially the “like” button.

GUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

by Wheeler on Apr 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

I think you guys need a sarcasm button too. There is one posted on SCH, but this one is mine <sarcasm>On the Forecheck needs a "like" button, like FB. It would also be great if you got a notification when a post you made received a reply</sarcasm>

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

 Looking forward to a great series (no sarcasm intended).

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 12, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that you guys didn't take that the wrong way

I just couldn’t tell if everyone was being sarcastic or serious on here. This happens so often on SCH, that the sarcasm issue itself has become a running joke :)

I will dutifully abide by your wishes to go back from whence I came, but insulting the character of stranger isn’t nice.

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 12, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No need to leave; always glad to have guests. OtF is a bit of a ‘younger’ community in the sense that our commentariat hasn’t built up the way Second City’s has, so its still a work in progress. Its picked up quite a bit lately, though.

Feel free to hang around and enjoy the banter, I certainly have at SCH. I’ll see if I can find our community guidelines around here somewhere.

On the Forecheck/Twitter/CLS
"What do you think this is? Major League Baseball?"- Shea Weber

by Chris Burton on Apr 12, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you say character of stranger I think

他人

And I wasn’t really insulting you, just being sarcastic as well. Us Nashville folk are actually pretty nice when you get to know us

by Great Paperclip on Apr 12, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

edit:

well, actually, I can be a jerk. But most people are seriously good people around here. For serious!

by Great Paperclip on Apr 12, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops

I forgot my “a.” I was kidding anyway (couldn’t you tell from the fake snooty tone {"whence" – really??}). Other people from SCH have dropped by here a few times and echoed those sentiments.

As for the OtF site, i’ve never seen anything but polite comments. At first I found this creepy. And then I started to feel a bit guilty for being a hooligan (even though i’m not).

…but yeah, that was my point about the sarcasm button :)

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 12, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be beautiful. (the comment that is)

You should get signs that are yellow with black checkers on them, like the taxi design. I think he would get it

Bah-Ram-Ewe, Ovechkin will wreck you. Fear the Furious Fleece!

by kingzman264 on Apr 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, great idea. We're working on signs at my house already.

I spent $40 for an anti-Chelios one once during the playoffs. My daughter photoshopped it, and we had it professionally finished at Kinko’s.

by LuvthePreds on Apr 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, are you really sure he would get it?

This is Kane we’re talking about, you know….

by LuvthePreds on Apr 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do find this to be quite humorous and all but as a Patrick Kane fan I do have to make one point. He may have a baby face and an inability to grow facial hair, nor may he look strong or be built like an NHLer, but when he takes the ice he is going to be the best pure scorer on either team in this series. I don’t think there is any denying this

Kevin

by Hawkfan08 on Apr 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He beat up a cabbie.

Over 20 cents. There’s a word for guys like him. There are a few players I’d have to consider giving up my season tickets if my team signed them: Kane and Bertuzzi top the list. One is no better than the other.

by LuvthePreds on Apr 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, are you serious?

Is that really who you’re going to compare Kane too? Bertuzzi? One drunken (yes, stupid) altercation by a 20 year old? Name one, just one, classless thing he has ever done on the ice please. Now if you want to put him down for hanging with ugly chicks, that’s another story…

Btw, were you able to find the “like” button?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 12, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I agree with you that beating up a cabbie was ridiculoulsy stupid. All I’m saying is that he’s going to be the best scorer on the ice in this series. I’m not at all making excuses for him because it was stupid beyond belief, but I’ve heard of alot worse from drunk 20 year old kids; but not much worse lol

Kevin

by Hawkfan08 on Apr 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

hey now...

I’m all for ripping on Kaner’s immaturity and other personality fails, but do some research before you call him a Thorton choke.

Actually, I would argue that Kane is a clutch player. Kane took criticism for his production early in the Olympics. Of his 5 points, 4 came in the last two games – the Gold medal game, and the Gold medal qualification game. Kane had a 2 point night in the Gold medal game (there were only 2 goals scored – batting 1000), and 2 goals in the game before to help the US reach the Gold medal game. Kane still cracked the top 30 scorers list (tied for 19th, and 14th in scoring and goals respectively {there were a lot of ties} ) and didn’t get an extra day to pad his stats because of a first round bye.

There’s also “HatTrick Kane” in last year’s Vancouver playoff series, and his near point per game post season scoring. THN’s Ken Campbell also has something to say on the matter (whether you take stock in his quasi-metrics is another story): http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/32534-Campbellnomics-March-30.html

So yeah, Kane is most certainly lazy, but has a propensity for showing up when it counts.

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 12, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

oops

should be Thornton (doh).

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 12, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

PS

Forgot to include IIHF link for Olympic scoring leaders:
http://results.iihf.com/og2010/IHM400000_85B__30_0.pdf

Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Sharpi.

by TrialsBass on Apr 12, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

What Olympics did you watch?
He’s also considered in some circles to be a spoiled brat who can disappear in big moments (he was mostly invisible for Team USA at the Olympics)

He is actually quite the opposite, and only seems to turn it on for the big moments.

by eigenroy on Apr 12, 2010 3:01 AM EDT reply actions  

He stunk in the beginning but was definitely the second best American forward against FIN and CAN.

A pretty girl is like a violent crime.

by Rob Parker on Apr 12, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

bingo

a “Fehr and Balanced” assessment of Kane’s Olympics

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 12, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t need to learn to hate 20 cent…it’ll come more naturally than yout hink.

"I was thinking it would be cool to see a game on the road. I have been looking all over this atlas but I don't see Vancouver anywhere. What state is this sh*t in!?"

- Dallas Stars Forum

by eightyseven on Apr 12, 2010 7:15 AM EDT reply actions  

You're just jaded eightseven

that Kane steals all the hottest Vancouver women – or could it be the fact that Hatrick Kane earned his nickname by making Lou cry?

Well, folks, I want to thank you for being here for the recording of my live comedy album. Funny material and laughter will be dubbed in later.

by ChicagoNativeSon on Apr 12, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Making Lou cry

Has become our favorite pasttime

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
- Rodney Dangerfield

by stacie7 on Apr 12, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kane's best moment

I can’t believe you didn’t have this in here. Franzen ripping out Kane’s mouth guard. I still can’t figure out why he has one and yet can’t keep it in his mouth.

by Kev623 on Apr 12, 2010 11:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Hasn't

“…but delivering in the clutch when the stakes are at their highest? I’m not so sure he’s earned that reputation just yet.”

I’m wondering if any of you folks in Nashville watched last year’s Game 6 of Vancouver @ Chicago? Kane scored his first career hat trick on Roberto Luongo, reducing him to a crying excuse for a man in a post game interview.

Apart from that, what else would it take for him to prove he’s a clutch player?
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by MickDurand on Apr 12, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

this is the best you can do? cliche taxi references? at least put in some effort

by DemonHawk on Apr 12, 2010 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

no no no, see...that's what is so great about this...

we don’t have to put in effort. Patrick Kane has literally done all of our work for us

by Great Paperclip on Apr 12, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly! Who needs writers when your subjects write their own material?

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"What do you think this is? Major League Baseball?"- Shea Weber

by Chris Burton on Apr 12, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

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