OTF Photo Caption Contest

by Dirk Hoag on Nov 16, 2011 1:01 PM EST in Nonsense

It's time for a little silly stuff to keep you busy this afternoon. After the jump, I've got a photo that was passed along to me by an OTF reader.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide the caption for the scene in the comments below. "Rec" the ones you like, and let's see who can come up with the best line.

The Prize? The loving admiration and respect of your fellow Preds fans, of course...

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loop, swoop and pull. Oh great, here comes Suter looking acting all buff cause he moved the trash can way from the bench

60% of the time it works every time

by Creeping Death on Nov 16, 2011 1:05 PM EST reply actions

Klein, stop watching us dress!

60% of the time it works every time

by Creeping Death on Nov 16, 2011 1:06 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

Klein – “Crap! Did I leave the stovetop on?”

by Youarethegovt on Nov 16, 2011 1:36 PM EST reply actions

Ryan, I know you’re agent just flew in, but trying to look intimidating at all times won’t get Poile to value you anywhere above the $4.5 million mark.

Proud owner of a fantasy hockey team named "Lonely Wristshots."

by TerryCrispisms on Nov 16, 2011 1:37 PM EST reply actions

/your

all that mental effort, only to be derailed by a typo

Proud owner of a fantasy hockey team named "Lonely Wristshots."

by TerryCrispisms on Nov 16, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions

“Okay, so NOW do I look as intimidating as a Honey Badger??”

Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
-nashvillepredators-

by davisca on Nov 16, 2011 1:42 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

Win!

by LuvthePreds on Nov 16, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions

just had to get HB in there didnt you? lol

by Shadow23 on Nov 16, 2011 5:03 PM EST up reply actions

Of course :D

Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
-nashvillepredators-

by davisca on Nov 16, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions

Ryan “Shea im pushing my wheelbarrow fully of cash in tomorrow, but im working on my technique”

Klein “Why did they have to go with yellow, dont they know yellow snow is not good at all?”

by Shadow23 on Nov 16, 2011 1:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

“I’m so sick of everyone talking about Webs all the time. And that stupid beard of his? Gimme a break, I was in Nashville’s top 20 most beautiful people. Look at him over there, trying to lace up, all bad ass…. ‘Oh yeah, tough guy? Check this out….HULK SMASH!’”

by stackiii on Nov 16, 2011 1:47 PM EST reply actions

Suter: “Check it out. I went and told Poile if he wanted to re-sign me, he has to lace up my skates before every game! Guess who’s in the driver’s seat now?”

by OddManRush on Nov 16, 2011 1:50 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

Klein – “What’s that smell?!?!?!?”

Suter – “I just dominated stall #2, nobody go in there for 35-45 minutes. Where’s Ovechkin?”

by Day1 Preds ticket holder on Nov 16, 2011 1:52 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

this is funny.

by predwheels on Nov 16, 2011 7:20 PM EST up reply actions

oh yeah

This one

I currently star in the new MTV3 series,
"Jersey Shore: Lake Erie Edition"
Cleveland Rocks!

by MattBen on Nov 18, 2011 11:05 PM EST up reply actions

Suter: “Who’s the deadman who stole my Tamagotchi?”

“Shut up, Ryan.”

by Lil cutie on Nov 16, 2011 1:58 PM EST reply actions

Klein: You guys ever get the feeling something bad is going to get flung in your face?

Proud owner of a fantasy hockey team named "Lonely Wristshots."

by TerryCrispisms on Nov 16, 2011 1:59 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

"Hear me now und believe me later!"

Going to
Pump.
You.
Up!

by MouthGuard on Nov 16, 2011 2:01 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

Suter: Guys, Toots just told me this is what you do after fights to look cool. I think I look like Captain America.

Klein: Uh, is there a game tonight? Why are you guys dressed like that?

by ILovethe#6CannonFire on Nov 16, 2011 2:10 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Klein: “What if the entire universe were just a firecracker waiting to explode”.

by Seth Dean on Nov 16, 2011 2:38 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

Suter-

“C’mon guys. Are you guys measuring sticks again?”

by The Pred that Rides on Nov 16, 2011 2:44 PM EST reply actions

Listen...

Weber: “Listen all I’m saying is he’s been acting weird since he started taking those hormone replacements they’ve been selling on the radio. I think we need to have interven…quick here he comes look busy…oh man what about these skate laces…they..are awesome…”
Klein: "Yeah Shea..they..are..beautiful….
Suter: “HEY GUYS!!! WHO’s READY TO PARTY?”
Klein: “…Some things you can’t unlearn…”

by KHILL23 on Nov 16, 2011 2:46 PM EST reply actions

what Klein is thinking:

man, Craigy is dreamy. he must work out!

60% of the time it works every time

by Creeping Death on Nov 16, 2011 2:54 PM EST reply actions

Suter: “Damnit Anders! That crayon is never going to come off my locker!”

Proud owner of a fantasy hockey team named "Lonely Wristshots."

by TerryCrispisms on Nov 16, 2011 2:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

HAHA!

Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
-nashvillepredators-

by davisca on Nov 16, 2011 11:33 PM EST up reply actions

Suter:

“Hey guys, is that back door open? Peks is in front of the door to the ice and won’t anything by.”

by The Pred that Rides on Nov 16, 2011 3:00 PM EST reply actions

^^

~~won’t anything~~ won’t let anything

by The Pred that Rides on Nov 16, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions

Somehow, whenever I look at that, all I hear is Ryan Suter going, “RAAAAAAHR!!!”

R.I.P. Belak, Rypien, Boogaard, Lokomotiv.
Part Predator, part Lightning.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

by CAustin on Nov 16, 2011 3:09 PM EST reply actions

Suter Smash!!!

60% of the time it works every time

by Creeping Death on Nov 16, 2011 3:17 PM EST reply actions

Here comes Suter, looking to sell tickets to the Gun Show!!

by Orvino on Nov 16, 2011 3:49 PM EST reply actions

darn beat me to it!

by JBoogie22 on Nov 16, 2011 4:56 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions

Klein: “The people at OtF say such mean things. Oh God, what am I doing with my life?”

by Lil cutie on Nov 16, 2011 3:55 PM EST reply actions

Losing side of a bet

In accordance with their bet before the game against Montreal, Suter prepares to give himself a double punch to the groin after Weber purposely dove crotch-first into the Montreal goal post.

by bubbabrine on Nov 16, 2011 4:11 PM EST reply actions

Klein: “Oh crap, I forgot to how to tie my skates. Is that Suter coming? I hope he’s not mad about that gift I left him in his locker…”

Suter" KLEINNNN!!!!!!!!"

by vols7381 on Nov 16, 2011 4:15 PM EST reply actions

Suter: I’m wearing “the she”A" teams underoos.

My hockey team is better than your hockey team

by Predator Don on Nov 16, 2011 4:35 PM EST reply actions

Klein: "How many times do I have to tell him? It’s hands go UP!

Hockey Fights Cancer and so do I
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by Chas-E on Nov 16, 2011 4:38 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

Quick, everybody look busy…here comes Suter doing his “I’m gonna pump you up” bit again.

by NashCub on Nov 16, 2011 4:53 PM EST reply actions

PPPppppssssttttt……………

My hockey team is better than your hockey team

by Predator Don on Nov 16, 2011 4:54 PM EST reply actions

Dirk

we really need to do this like once a week.

by Shadow23 on Nov 16, 2011 5:07 PM EST reply actions

Klein “Why are we here? Is the answer to the meaning of life also one of the things in Rinne’s glove? Does Anders really hate the white gummie bear?”

by Shadow23 on Nov 16, 2011 5:12 PM EST reply actions

Suter: Gentlemen…take a look at the next Wheaties Box!
Everyone else: groan

by JBoogie22 on Nov 16, 2011 5:13 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions

Look guys! I can balance on my skates without holding my arms out! whoo hoo!

"I am you, you are me, and we are all together" Beatles

by amyinsparta on Nov 16, 2011 6:00 PM EST reply actions

you guys know I’m a Suter, right? RIGHT!

by jeffery101y on Nov 16, 2011 6:18 PM EST reply actions

klein

give it a rest suter, we all know you’re a wuss

by predwheels on Nov 16, 2011 7:18 PM EST reply actions

Caption:

Suter: Hey guys you ready to win?

Weber: Yeah Suts hey could you move that trash can?

Suter: Why YES I CAN!

by Ethan Davis on Nov 16, 2011 7:34 PM EST reply actions

Addition

Klein: Why is the sky blue?

by Ethan Davis on Nov 16, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions

Suter – "Check it out, guys. MOONWALK!
crickets
Suter – "No, seriously, MOONWALK!
crickets
Suter – “You guys suck.”
Weber, mockingly mumbles, “Moonwalk, guys, moonwalk.”

by tallboy27 on Nov 16, 2011 10:00 PM EST reply actions

If I could just get my fly tied tight enough!

by MrSox on Nov 16, 2011 11:31 PM EST reply actions

Suter: “Anyone seen the forwards lately? If they don’t show up soon, I’m gonna kick their asses!”

by Only Fan In J.C. ? on Nov 17, 2011 12:57 AM EST reply actions

Kevin Klein ponders the ramifications of skipping class in third grade to perform street acrobatics for loose change at the Kitchener Blues Festival, on the same day everyone else learned to tie their shoes.

World Wide Weber.
There is no tenderness or humanity in fanaticism.
~Joe Strummer

by cisar on Nov 17, 2011 1:35 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

Suter: NO NEED TO FEAR CAPTAIN AMERICA IS HERE!

Klein: What is Sutes doing?
Weber: Ever since Captain America came out, he’s been convinced it was about him.
Klein: What got that in his head?
Weber: Some F%@$&^# tweet by Colin Wilson.

I currently star in the new MTV3 series,
"Jersey Shore: Lake Erie Edition"
Cleveland Rocks!

by MattBen on Nov 17, 2011 9:51 AM EST reply actions 3 recs