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by Dirk Hoag on Dec 29, 2011 12:01 PM EST in Nonsense

So... what has Ryan Suter distracted while he flattens Alex Tanguay?

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Lindback probably dropped his gummy bears on the ice.

by TootooReigns on Dec 29, 2011 12:20 PM EST reply actions

" Hey why is my agent just sitting there eating b-b-q nachos…shouldn’t he be talking to Poile?"

by Hipcheck85 on Dec 29, 2011 12:32 PM EST reply actions

"MEATLOAF!! BARRY, BRING US THE MEATLOAF!!"

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by Shawn Kehoe on Dec 29, 2011 12:42 PM EST reply actions

Look a squirle

by Shadow23 on Dec 29, 2011 12:50 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions

‘Is this how I do it Shea? Is this how I get to be worth 7.5 mil? Like this?’

by jerseypredsfan on Dec 29, 2011 12:55 PM EST reply actions

Suter – Dude, its called DEODORANT, seriously!

by EPERRY22 on Dec 29, 2011 1:00 PM EST reply actions

One twitter follower asked Suter after the game as to what he was staring at while leveling Tanguay,

Suter’s response-“Just trying to play some hockey, Then saw a woman breast feeding little kids in the front row. Took second look because I was obviously seeing things. I wasn’t!”

This would be the second appearance of the infamous breast feeding mom as apparently she surfaced at a local grocery store in which Nascar driver Kasey Kahne was doing his grocery shopping.

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/12/28/nascars-kasey-kahne-goes-on-twitter-rant-after-seeing-woman-breastfeeding/

by DropTheGloves on Dec 29, 2011 1:24 PM EST reply actions

I’m half your age, half your number, and twenty times better than you at hockey!

60% of the time it works every time

by Creeping Death on Dec 29, 2011 1:40 PM EST reply actions

Hey, there’s Dirk! Hope he writes this up for OtF!

by LuvthePreds on Dec 29, 2011 1:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions

Sutes: “Aw gross Peks is about to have something Iggy all over him”

by Daniel Mills on Dec 29, 2011 2:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Puntastic

"The Final Countdown" is now playing in your head. You're welcome.

by Michaeltastic on Dec 29, 2011 3:27 PM EST up reply actions

So I grab the heart, then twist? Okay, it is a little squishy in there.

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by cisar on Dec 29, 2011 2:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

“Tootoo, get that thing away from me. How many times do I have to tell you I don’t want any Whale Blubber?

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by vols7381 on Dec 29, 2011 3:54 PM EST reply actions

Hey look! I think I just had a Radulov sighting!

by ILovethe#6CannonFire on Dec 29, 2011 3:57 PM EST reply actions

Ok, I have the chest hair; What do want me to do with it?

"I am you, you are me, and we are all together" Beatles

by amyinsparta on Dec 29, 2011 5:50 PM EST reply actions

Every time I see you I have to fix your pads for you! When are you going to learn to do it yourself? Sometimes i think you think I’m your mother! Jeesh!

by NikoliVoltron on Dec 29, 2011 8:25 PM EST reply actions