Inspired by some witty banter in the Game 1 Game Day thread, this is what developed... a song about the Preds, a coach, and the line combos he concocts. (with apologies to the Digital Underground)

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm playin' hockey see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.

Now gather round
I'm the new coach in town
and my sound's laid down by DownGoesBrown.
The team'll shoot pucks up to the top shelf
so just let me introduce myself

My name is Trotzy, pronounced with a Yahtzee.
Yo Duckies, oh how we like to swat ye.
And all the goalies in the top ten--please allow Peks to bump thee.
He's steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna crack when pucks bounce off he.

I change up lines,
I like my eyebrows pointy,
I'm spunky. JP's my penalty box appointee.
I'm sick of dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll change up all the forwards to go with Fish
hey yo Perry, c'mere--are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called ya fathead.
Look at Gnash, he's roaring
It never stopped Shea from scoring
He's a freak
And all his shots go boom
He once made a shot go through a Burger King bathroom

I'm crazy.
We like our penalties delayed, see?
They say I'm no-necked but it just don't faze me.
"You suck" is among our fans' chants
and I even got my own dance

{Chorus}
To change up lines it's about time to play the slots
Play the Trotzy Slots, come on and play the Trotzy Slots
Play the Trotzy Slots, come on and play the Trotzy Slots