I am completely useless with PhotoShop, but I know there's some here with some talent. Thus, I challenge you: Sergei Kostitsyn and toothless Martin Erat as iconic SNL characters The Festrunk Brothers (a.k.a. "The Two Wild and Crazy Guys" played by Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd).
Whoever wins this inaugural challenge will get a prize. The prize is, um, my undying thanks and, I don't know, I'll change my profile pic to said photo (I need to retire Bob Mueller and His Beauties due to unfortunate similarities to George Parros at a cocktail party).
Submissions due by whenever I leave for Wednesday's game, 6 p.m. Ish.