Some Good Vibes In Rhyme For Game Six
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Unfortunately, my fellow Forecheckers, I will not be there for game six. As one of the many, many Nashville based singer/songwriters I get scheduled to perform on occasion; even during important playoff games. Unbelievable! However, I will more than be there in spirit, and will make sure every television within my line of sight is tuned to our boys. And in the meantime, I thought I'd compose a rhyme of my own to commemorate this history making moment. Besides, I'm too psyched to sleep! Hope you enjoy it!
GAME 6
Its the day of game six and all through the city
The buzz is still hot 'bout a shot by J. Smitty
And lines would be forming, some to buy tickets
Others to skate and shoot pucks through Duck wickets
There's Leggy and Ward-o with goals on their minds
One has the speed, the other the grind
And though smilin' Marty can't be there to join
We can still count on Sully with his freshly healed groin
And Fisher is flying like his skates got grease
With Horny nearby to crash at the crease
They'll make some puck magic with passes from Kosti
Turning biscuits in baskets to free for all Frosty's
And Spaling and Smithson will seek their rewards
By grinding the corners and crashing the boards
And no Duck is safe from our own game warden
"It's open season!" declares Mr. Jordin.
Forget superstitions, forget about luck
We got youthful skill with Bam-Bam and 'Chuck
They got the moves that every team wants
And veteran guidance from Professor Dumont
And there ain't no slacking along the blue line
With Cali's own Blum and his partner Klein
Hard hitting Shane comes in weaving and dancin'
Or setting up wristers for his buddy, Franson
Last but not least comes our all star three
Two Olympic stars, one Vezina nominee
Blockers and stoppers, a puck cannon shooter
Pekka Rinne, Capt. Weber and Suter
So bring on the coaches and bring on the plans
Bring it on Smashville and fill up the stands
Bring on Barry Trotz with plays and pep talks
Tell Shane S.O.B. means "Stay Out-a-da Box!"
Lets do this thing now, lets make history
And prove "Hockey Town" is in Tennessee
Don't wait for game seven, there's no time to delay
For 6 represents greatness, 6 represents Shea.
LETS GO PREDS!!!!!!
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Well, that was impressive.
I entered ten puns in a contest, hoping one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Well, that was impressive.
I entered ten puns in a contest, hoping one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
by Smashvillain on Apr 24, 2011 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Very Nice
A great way to start off my day
by jerseypredsfan on Apr 24, 2011 10:02 AM EDT reply actions
+1. Awesome job, I am spreading this amongst the easter dinner joy.
by Christopher Seth Rhine on Apr 24, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Day-After Coda
“They did it, y’all!” we shout from the stands—
Jubilation all around for thirteen-year fans.
The Ducks and their deeds had our blood full aboil
But our guys played the game according to Poile.
So jump up here on the wagon! We’ll hire us a band.
There’s plenty of music in the Land of the Seventh Man!
by Hockey Hillbilly on Apr 25, 2011 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
nicely done
How about an updated version for round deux?
by XVIII on Apr 25, 2011 1:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Awesome!
But now you have to write one for every game 6 :)
"without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist" -Hawking

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