What a perfect example of the human species.

This has had me laughing for a good little bit.
Freaking hilarious

My favorite one;

The World’s Most Interesting Man goes over to Shea’s house for beers. He’s served Molson.

A big shot movie producer approached Shea Weber with a screenplay starring him versus King Kong, Gidorah, Dracula, Satan, Charles Bronson, and the Russian boxer from Rocky IV. The movie was never made though because studios believed it was too far fetched, since no one stands a chance against Shea Weber.

Shea Weber got his drivers license at the age of 16….seconds
Shea Weber can understand Charlie Sheen
Guns don’t kill people…Shea Weber slapshots kill people
Michael Jackson invented the moonwalk by studying Shea Weber wiping his feet.
Shea Weber once bowled a 300 without a ball. He wasn’t even in a bowling alley.

Asteroids do not hit the Earth because Shea Weber bats them down with a redwood tree to practice his slapshot. The one that led to the extinction of the dinasours was high and outside and Shea checked his swing.

Im just saying!

was shea weber in his past 7 lives

History is not made. It is determined by Shea Weber at the time and place of his choosing.

(Also: "Extreme Jagermeister is called “Sheagermeister”.)

Brilliant. So, so brilliant. Rec’d.