No...the answer is no.
This website is brilliant, and definitely made me laugh. Apologies if this is already in the daily news links somewhere. I just got it from a friend via email and felt the need to pass it on.
Fell free to follow after the jump for the remaining words needed to have this qualify as an official FanPost :)
Lindback is tall, Pekka is also tall, Tootoo is short, Bourque is also short...yep, that should about do it.