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by Dirk Hoag on Jan 4, 2012 9:33 PM EST in Nonsense

OK... What the heck is Lane Lambert saying here?

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Lambert: Did you guys hear Ryan Ellis scores goals on the moon?!?!

60% of the time it works every time

by Creeping Death on Jan 4, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions

Shhhhh

If you’re quiet and don’t move, Erats can’t see you…

by Daniel Mills on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions

Lambert: YES!!!!

Now that the Ceti eel is in place we will direct you to shoot constantly.

Kostitsyn: I must shoot the puck!!!!!!

Have to love Wrath of Kahn

Da Vinci Code? Contra code? up, down, up, down, select

by bvkv09 on Jan 4, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions

Serg.. reach over there and grab my hat. I threw it on the ice.

by NashVol_PredHead on Jan 4, 2012 11:06 PM EST reply actions

“Look, congrats on the hat trick and all, but come on. What a dick move.”

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by Marc Torrence on Jan 4, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions

funny and true. so much for klein sticking up for sk when needed.

by predwheels on Jan 5, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions

Lambert: Kleiner says he will be stealing your Frosty later.

by moxxx on Jan 4, 2012 11:30 PM EST reply actions 6 recs

Gets my vote. (rec’d)

by LuvthePreds on Jan 5, 2012 12:14 AM EST up reply actions

Be glad i’m the new guy here or that bench door would be slammed on your head repeatedly for that move. How often do you think we get a chance to make Klein look good to those guys at OtF

by Shadow23 on Jan 4, 2012 11:42 PM EST reply actions

Lambert, "It's true. Anders will give you three gummy bears for every goal you score."

Erat, “You are so lucky. I only get one and he charges me.”

by Bridgestoned on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 PM EST reply actions

always laugh when gummy bears and anders make it in

by predwheels on Jan 5, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions

Lambert: “You are strong, child—but I will break you!”

We'll miss you Belak...

Go Predators!

by Poiju on Jan 5, 2012 12:54 AM EST reply actions

Don't look now, but Marty has that look in his eye again... don't look! don't look!

by Whamba on Jan 5, 2012 1:20 AM EST via Android app reply actions

Lambert: “Nice hattie there Serg…the carp is on me tonight.”

Erat: “YES! Serg, will you share your delicious carp with me?”

Pardon me, I mustache you a question...

by Frattaway on Jan 5, 2012 1:21 AM EST via mobile reply actions

“Now that you know how to score empty netters like Legwand, you should be able to pad your goal stats.”

by RockiesTop on Jan 5, 2012 1:30 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

I heard Klein talking down on the other end of the bench.

He says you are gonna get SUCH a wedgie after the game!

by Whamba on Jan 5, 2012 1:33 AM EST via Android app reply actions

Lambert : Serg… are you sure you didn’t want to try to roof that empty net goal? snickers
Kostitsyn : Shhhh…. Smith is right over there and he’s giving you the evil eye….

by Herzausstein on Jan 5, 2012 3:39 AM EST reply actions 1 recs

shoot the puck please

lambert: you’re not fooling anyone buddy. i totally saw you looking for someone else to pass the puck to on that last one.

by trav16 on Jan 5, 2012 4:27 AM EST reply actions

Lambert: “Ohh baby let’s take a trip around the world, get away from this hockey noise ohhhh yesss mmmhmmm.”
SK: “What a freak!”
Erat: “Tell me about it!”

by Lil cutie on Jan 5, 2012 9:49 AM EST reply actions

Lambert: “Sergei – I know you just got a hat trick, but let’s face it – you don’t have that many puck smudges on your stick tape”
SK74 – “Whaaaaaaa?”
Erat – “That’s why I use black tape”

by XVIII on Jan 5, 2012 9:57 AM EST reply actions

Hey, you think you can slip me one of the hats you got tonight? I keep reading on OtF how I have really bad hair.

by ILovethe#6CannonFire on Jan 5, 2012 10:18 AM EST reply actions

“If you score a hat trick, you can listen to Lady Gaga in the locker room and we won’t make fun of you.”

"Life is but a knife blade, anyways. Sooner or later you slip and get cut." Charlie Goodnight from Streets of Laredo by Larry McMurtry.

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by vols7381 on Jan 5, 2012 1:02 PM EST reply actions

Soon the rebellion will be crushed, and young Radulov will be one of us!

by stackiii on Jan 5, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions

No wonder you haven’t been shooting more, there’s a huge knot in your shoulder. Here, let me rub it for you. Marty, go get my scented oils from the locker room.

by bubbabrine on Jan 5, 2012 1:15 PM EST reply actions