[to the tune of John Lennon's Happy Christmas (War is over)]

So this is hockey,
and what have they done?
The year is half over,
and no team has won.
And so this is hockey,
I hope they had fun.
They debated and waited,
pissing off everyone.

A Very Merry Christmas
and a happy New Year.
We all got screwed over,
by Bettman and Fehr.

And so this is hockey, (Lockout is over)
for the East and the West (If you want it)
we lost half the season (Lockout is over)
and we're all feeling depressed. (If you want it)
And so this is hockey (Lockout is over)
do fans still give a #uck? (If you want it)
Just lay down some fresh ice (Lockout is over)
And DROP THE DAMN PUCK! (Now)