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33+25+13 = Put Some Clothes On, Denver!

Two Words, Nurshweel: Colin Weelson!11hc36q_medium

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Ilya Bryzgalov, here, with MouthGuard and lucky teddy bear Mortimer. We are still in disguise but not as afeered tonight!

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Like you, Nurshweel, I watch game on substandard hinternyett feed/overpriced KAYbul package and I cannot buleev Predatorzz squash Yetilanche streek without haylp from Institute of Brain or special chokolate milk-flavor toothpaste!!! Colin Weelson and Viktorrr Stalberg look like amazeball supermodel in new outfeets tonight!!! It's like I go to bed with Mortimer and I wake up and heff my hoatmeals, and Nurshweel decides to score goals in game!

In downtown Denver, there is uuuge sculpture of big blue bear leaning against beelding with his butt sticking out toward very busy boulevard and sidewalks. You walk under his Big Blue Butt and you are afeered he is going to squash you! You feel so small under his Big Blue Butt!!! But really you just want to say, "Put on some clothes, bear!" You are not so afeered, after all. When you tell heeem to put on some clothes and to cover his Big Blue Butt, you gain confidence and PADOW! The squashee turns into the squasher!

You squashed the Yetilanche like a Big Blue Butt, Nurshweel. The force was with you and you ran with it. Congratulations!

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