The Voters Have Spoken. The Numbers Do Not Lie.
JBoogie22 is your OTF Dallas Stars Battle Of the Blingees Champion!!!
Dan Swag Ellis
Congratulations, JBoogie22!!! You killed it, and you should be proud. Watch for your swag, courtesy of Santa, just in time for Christmas.
But here's the thing, everybody. The voting was really close because many readers understandably just couldn't make up their minds between JBoogie22's bling and Morgatron's most excellent Dan Ellis submission:
What to do? What to do? Because the voting was so close and because it's the holidays and because we're such good sports here at OTF and because we're all just one big happy, dysfunctional family that loves to poke fun at the Dallas Stars and other teams in the Central and Pacific Divisions (well, ANY Division, for that matter), the Blingee Executive Counsel - in conjunction with the Blingee Board of Supervisors and OTF's Blingee Scouting Staff - has decided to also award Morgatron a prize for her stellar Blingee contribution to this inaugural contest!!!
In essence, this contest didn't go to a shootout - although it probably should have - but we're going old-school and calling it a 1999-era NHL tie. DEAL WITH IT.
Cheers and thanks a lot to everybody who participated - Blingee'd, voted, looked, lurked, scoffed, almost Blingee'd and vowed to do one next time, thought it was dumb, etc. The Preds are up one Bling to nil so far in this seasonal series. Let's hope this roll continues!