Yes, it's back. Not that you deserve another awesome chance to win crazy stupendous prizes of which you are not even remotely worthy, but it's THE OLYMPICS. They only come around every four years. It's a special occasion, right?
So you're getting another chance to Bling to your heart's content. You'll have days off between games to "recover" and "get pumped" as necessary. Which means you'll have no excuse to not practice your Blingee'ing. It's all in your wrist shot, don't you know.
WHAT DO I DO AGAIN? Submit your favorite Sochi Olympics Hockey-Themed Blingee to email@example.com, using the subject line "Sochi Blingee." You may submit up to 2 Blingees per OTF participant. Please remember to clarify your OTF name in your e-mail for ready identification and you must also include the complete Blingee code for your masterpiece so it can be posted without incident and voters can laugh at it and think you're completely mental, etc. You know, in keeping with the Olympic spirit and various other things. Bob Costas' eye infection. Poor Scott Hamilton wearing live snails on his face in a "spa." Bogus vodka tastings. The TJ Oshie Show. Anze Kopitar's
Putin Flu "stomach ailment."
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BLINGEE, MOUTHGUARD! Visit the Blingee website (http://blingee.com/), sign up (it's free) and you will discover that creating a Blingee is about as complicated as flushing a toilet.
THERE WILL BE SHINY, GLITTERY PRIZES. The best Blingees will be scooped up prior to the Olympic Men's Final on February 23 for a poll to decide who takes home gold, silver, bronze and bacon. Assuming we have that many Blingees, that is. We might have to pull a Putin...
So test your technical merit and stimulate your creative imagination, OTF! Or continue to besmirch Team USA for forcing you to look at Ryan Suter for over 30 minutes per game...