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Wednesday's Dump & Chase: Stanley Cup Final Begins Tonight

Here we go...the Cup Final finally starts tonight. In my house, we're calling it the Who Cares? Bowl™. But really, though...we have to root for Boston, right? Our proximity to so many Blackhawks fans, each more obnoxious than the last, demands it. Is there anybody rooting for Chicago? I'd love to hear your (probably weak) excuse.

By Jason Zito

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Nashville Predators News

Annual Report Card: Shea Weber | The Predatorial

Because NOBODY should get an "A".

Nashville Predators' Pekka Rinne says rehab 'going really well' | The Tennessean

Let's all hope that continues.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

10 Stanley Cup final tidbits about Blackhawks, Bruins | CBC Sports

Tidbit #11: Blackhawks fans hate puppies, while Bruins fans hate kittens. And ice cream.

Three things that won’t make any difference whatsoever in the Stanley Cup Final | Backhand Shelf

But they'll be talked about a whole lot. Especially #3.

Disco’s Dead: The Original Six, 1979 and How Far We’ve Come | III Communication

Let's take a trip down Memory Lane, shall we?

Mile High Hockey Roundtable: Who Do You Draft? - Mile High Hockey

Compelling arguments all the way around. It's a real pickle.

Stars reportedly interested in John Tortorella - SBNation.com

Can we make this happen?

Do men and women feel differently about hockey? Chicago morning show’s hacky investigation (Video) | Puck Daddy - Yahoo! Sports

Yes, Wacky Morning DJ is the absolute worst.

The 10 Biggest Flash-in-the-Pan Athletes in Sports History (Page 2) - SportsPickle Opinion

Putting Mike Eruzione on this list, while technically accurate, is just plain hurtful.

Jaromir Jagr's Playoff Beard Is Way Too Much-Deadspin

He's really going against the grain with this one.

Chicago Blackhawks fan’s ‘playoff lawn’ cut down in its prime by city | Puck Daddy - Yahoo! Sports

I think this guy just found an excuse to avoid yard work that he thought he could get away with. Kind of a genius, in the way that lazy idiots often are.

Official NHL 14 trailer released | Puck Drunk Love

Man, I remember when the highlight of the game was making Little Wayne's head bleed.

Tim Tebow - Tebow at Patriots Camp - SI.com

I wonder if Tim Tebow would be a good hockey player? I mean he is Tim Tebow. Tebowmania. Tebow.