Thursday's Dump & Chase: Time For A Change

The Calgary Flames are taking submissions for their goal song next year...maybe we should give it a shot, too? I know this has been debated many times before, but what could it hurt to mix things up in the preseason? And let's be honest...what we've got going now is a mix of lame and disgusting. There's nowhere to go but up.

By Jason Zito Aug 15, 2013, 9:17am EDT

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First game is tonight!

It looks like they have a buyer.

Exactly.

This is what #2 looks like.

And you think you're excited for the season to start?

We have no idea how this is all going to work out.

Get off the couch and do something with your life.

Celebrities are just better than the rest of us.

Savages.

For all the fans of shirtless men.

Would this be surprising? At all?

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