Wednesday's Dump & Chase: Brought to You By the Number 26

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Massachusetts Outpaces Fellow States, Voted ‘Smartest’ And Among ‘Best Sports Fans’ in Survey | NESN.com

Ohhhhh I strenuously object!

Jaromir Jagr: ‘It looks like it will be my last season’ | Puck Daddy

Yeah, right.

Minnesota Wild Owner Philip Falcone Gets $18 Million Misconduct Penalty - Forbes

At least he's not going to prison...that would severely limit his Family Time. (h/t Predaceous)

Anaheim's Honda Center moved to Pittsburgh, or something - SBNation.com

Is there anything else we can do for Sidney Crosby? We're all here to serve...

Dan Bylsma offers fresh excuse to dodge jury duty - SI.com

I need to work for the Penguins so I never have to do anything I don't want to do ever, ever again.

A Look at the NHL Head Coaching Changes-The Hockey Writers

You're allowed to change coaches?

Selanne to play or retire? We’ll know by next week | ProHockeyTalk

He's turning into Brett Favre...without the disturbing cellphone habits.

Sharks reveal new uniforms - Fear The Fin

I kinda dig the white ones, but they're still no match for the black.

Woman arrested for stealing puck from Gustav Nyquist's first NHL goal | Detroit Free Press

This sounds more like a Florida story to me.

Gotta See It: Subban's 100-pound chin-ups - Sportsnet.ca

I feel confident that any one of us could do this.

NHL 14 demo hints at most authentic experience yet - SBNation.com

Anybody know if this is available on the Sega Genesis?

The 25 Stages Of Every Soul-Sucking Fantasy Football Season-Buzzfeed

It's that time of year, too.