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Sunday's Dump & Chase: Robots Can Do This Job

The refs are terrible, so we got replay and the "Situation Room". Turns out, they're idiots too. Let's try robots! Yeah...robots.

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Nashville Predators News

Predators' Ekholm on overtime goal against Wild-The Tennessean

SPOILER ALERT: He liked it.

NHL.com - NSH @ MIN - 7:17 of the Second Period - NHL.com

Once again, if your own "explanation" doesn't have an angle showing the puck in the net, and if the official standing right over the net doesn't call a goal, you shouldn't be able to create one via telephone. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Video: Flames score on their own empty net | ProHockeyTalk

Sounds like the Flames are back, folks!

Five players to watch as the KHL crisis unfolds | Post-to-Post

"...it’s tough to picture a scenario where Radulov would want to play under Trotz again." #HotSportsTake

22 NHL players have been warned about diving - Sportsnet.ca

Malkin has very sensitive ankles.

Heika: How Jim Nill is 'wired' ensures he is always plugged in | Dallas Morning News

I wish I was good at writing corny headlines like this. It's a real skill.

‘Second place’ not in Groulx’s vocabulary as Team Canada looks to end medal drought - The Globe and Mail

How about "third place"?

Jannik Hansen OK after mid-game collapse (Update) | Puck Daddy

Good news.

Decision Time With Draisaitl Is Fast Approaching - The Copper & Blue

Awww, keep him around. He hasn't seen enough jersey-chucking yet.

Minor league hockey team to wear Star Wars jerseys | Sporting News

These are pretty rough. Also, Star Wars sucks.

Report: Growing Number Of Americans Forced To Make Ends Meet By Collaborating On Song With Pitbull | The Onion

Our team is pretty happy with our contribution to "Fireball". Got bills to pay.