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Saturday's Dump & Chase: Buffalo Wings Are Awful

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This is an indisputable fact. They're messy. It's a hell of a lot of work for a tiny amount of food. And you look like a wild animal when you're eating them. Where are the positives? You can put the sauce on anything...so why are we pulling tiny chicken ligaments off the bone with our teeth? Gotta phase these out, man.

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Scrapple? Are you kidding me, Philly? And don't even get me started on Good & Plenty.

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Sure, Hot Chicken is on my untouchable list, but I'm not hanging up immediately if In-N-Out or REAL New York pizza call. I don't think there's a deal there, but I'm certainly willing to listen.

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Nothing to do but rub some brats and cheese on the wound and move on. It was a nice run, though.

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That sucks almost as bad as Chicago-style "pizza".

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There aren't really any notable foods from Columbus...probably because all their restaurants close at 7p. Stifles innovation.

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I really like poutine, but it's a pretty wimpy dish. All soft and mushy. Makes you think.

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I guess Vodka is pretty great.

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Little too much pepperoni on that pie, there Hank.

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We'd love to shake your hand, St. Louis, for literally inventing every food ever.

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