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Sunday's Dump & Chase: Have a Great Summer!

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There will be plenty of time to talk about the playoffs, but let's take a moment today to bid a fond farewell to those we're leaving behind. The Bruins, Panthers, Blue Jackets, Flyers, Devils, Hurricanes, Maple Leafs and Sabres in the East. The Kings, Stars, Avalanche, Sharks, Oilers and Coyotes in the West. Some of you tried and were just not good. Some of you were just really good at being terrible. Some of you are perpetual disasters who never had a shot at all. Either way, we enjoyed your company the last few months. Enjoy your break...you've earned it!

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Nashville Predators News

Predators-Blackhawks promises offense-The Tennessean

Hoping it's one-sided, though.

Fan Vote: Predators Top Plays of the 2014-15 Season - Nashville Predators

I'm a huge fan of #2, #8, and #14.

Cyclones Report: No Kelly Cup Playoffs For Cincinnati | Admirals Roundtable

It's not looking great for the Admirals, either.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Glee, dread, hope – it must be NHL playoff time - The Globe and Mail

That just about sums it up.

Reasons to scream at the Hawks - Chicago Tribune

For me, they're unlimited.

Calendar, coach exhaust defending champion Kings | New York Post

Coach got locked out of the room? Hilarious.

Eric Staal happy to stay with ‘Canes, but only if they want him | ProHockeyTalk

Your offseason homework: Make the 'Canes decide they don't want him.

Jamie Benn nets 4 points to beat out Crosby, Tavares for the Art Ross | The Hockey News

You're welcome.

Bruins should not make rash decisions after missing playoffs - The Boston Globe

They should try to add a Seguin-type, IMO.

Fans basking in Sens' magical run | Ottawa Sun

They get to chuck hamburgers at least a couple more times.

Major Leafs changes could happen by Monday - Sportsnet.ca

Fair thee well, Peter Horachek.

SI.com’s 2014-15 NHL season awards | SI.com

The Preds aren't winning any. According to this, the nominations will be hard to come by, too.

Karl Alzner wasn’t wearing pants during Caps jersey ceremony - The Washington Post

Good for him. All these "you gotta wear pants in public" people really grind my gears.

Boston U. Goalie Blows Late NCAA Title Game Lead With Huge Boner-Deadspin

"O’Connor’s boner only grew bigger when minutes later he allowed the Friars’ go-ahead goal from Brandon Tanev."

The KSK Guide To Getting A Tattoo If You Are A Professional Athlete | Kissing Suzy Kolber

Some important rules to follow here.

You Meet The Most Interesting People Kicking Open Random Bathroom Stalls | The Onion

Hawks Fan is on his way to town!