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Thursday's Dump & Chase: Good Luck, Mike!

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Look, nobody can be blamed for fleeing Detroit. That part I get. But going to the Toronto Dumpster Fire? That one is a bit puzzling. Yes, he got tons and tons of money...way more than any other NHL coach. But will it be worth the aggravation? The hostile media? The, um, poorly constructed roster? The jersey chuckers? We'll see.

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