Monday's Dump & Chase: Go Hawks!

Yes you read that right. Careful analysis of the sentiments help by us here at OTF in conjunction with the recent on ice results clearly indicate that rooting against our culturally appropriating northern rivals just isn't cutting it. As any knowledgeable and scientifically minded sports fan will tell you, this leaves only one reasonable option; root for the team you want to lose. So for the next week and a half every completely bogus penalty call, near magical puck bounce and mind numbing comeback will be met by my happy exclamations of jubilation. Gosh, wouldn't it be just terrible if I jinxed the Hawks by rooting for them?