How Duncan Keith went from job-dodger to bionic Blackhawk – and Conn Smythe winner | The Hockey News
Still standing waiting to hear back on my request for him to be tested for Kryptonian blood.
Russo: Unsigned Cooke has fire in the belly - StarTribune.com
Matt, I may not be a doctor, but that sounds like a serious medical emergency.
Curtis Glencross Regrets Hometown Discount | RMNB
Candid, Refreshing and still unemployed.
Poll: Who will be San Jose’s next captain? | ProHockeyTalk
They should have a triumvirate that rotates each period. Except on Tuesdays, where everyone's a captain and they all get little trophies...but thats just one idea.
theScore's NHL expansion concept: Team rankings for the 2017-18 season | theScore
I am legitimately concerned this will set a dangerous precedent of even more useless power rankings.
Weirdest hockey team names - NHL - SI.com
Because Canadiens re apparently very bored.
Senators winger Mark Stone ready to prove he's worth new $10.5M contract | Ottawa Sun
He probably is, unless he isn't. (cue the meme Dan)
Meanwhile at OTF Mobile Command, an alarm sounds which wakes a man sleeping on an air mattress. He quickly recovers from his wine stupor, verifies the source, and pulls the lever.
PHOTOS: Stars fan brings Seguin burger during sled hockey game | theScore
This is here.
Many NHL veterans remain unemployed as camp nears | Detroit Free Press
Gordon: Blues should shrug off Berglund setback | STLToday.com
EA Sports says Carey Price best goalie in NHL | NHL | Hockey | Sports
What Would Happen If The Earth Got Sucked Into A Black Hole? | IFLScience
Oh, by the way its Monday too.