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Thursday's Dump & Chase: Invasion of the sunburned drunks

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No one is safe. Downtown? Nope. Manchester? Nope. Our entire region is about to be swarmed by people sporting a "festival tan", which consists of red, warm skin on the tops of the shoulders, face, and neck, and outlined by aviator sunglasses. Brace yourselves. And head to City'sLiquors today to avoid the masses.

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Nashville Predators News & Notes

Preds trying to trade Nystrom, rather than buy him out – ProHockeyTalk
Good luck, David.

Potential Preds: 2016 NHL Draft Scouting Report — Forwards (Part One) - Nashville Predators - Features
Keep an eye on Max Jones. He was available during the SBN Mock Draft at the Preds' turn.

Other NHL Stuff

Mama Ward the backbone of gritty Joel's NHL career | SI.com
Joel Ward for commissioner. For life.

NHL - 2016 Stanley Cup playoffs - Pittsburgh Penguins, San Jose Sharks ready for epic Game 5 of Stanley Cup finals | ESPN
Epic, you say? Hopefully it's better than game three of the NBA Finals. I actually went out of my home to watch that atrocity.

Craig's List: Matthews No. 1 because position matters - Article - TSN
Listen to Craig Button, everyone.

How the Penguins' defence has shut down Sharks' Pavelski - Sportsnet.ca
Posted at 6:40 PM.

Pavelski 'close to breaking out' with Sharks against the wall - Sportsnet.ca
Posted at 7:20 PM. Pick a narrative, Sportsnet.

With 'swag,' Sharks upbeat despite facing Stanley Cup elimination | Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
"We’re still right here. We can find a way to win this game," captain Joe Pavelski said.

Drew Remenda's Stanley Cup Diary: How to stop the Penguins - San Jose Mercury News
Bless you, Drew Remenda. You deserve far better than exile in Edmonton.

Kesler approached Boudreau after comments seemed to criticize ex-Ducks coach – ProHockeyTalk
Bruce then looked around his own roster, realized that Kesler would be the 1C in Minnesota, and felt bad.

NHL -- National Hockey League team logos as redesigned by Las Vegas | ESPN
The Flyers should just go with that as their permanent logo.

Not Hockey

Yordano Ventura and the all-heel Major League Baseball team of super villains - SBNation.com
All-heel hockey team. Go.