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So nature essentially broke last night. The moon did, well some sciencey thing, and now the world is going to end. With that in mind, maybe you don't need to strain yourself at work this Monday, in fact stay home, kick back, or not...if you're reading this then its probably not the End.

It all seems to come back to that doesn't it. I needed a topic The theme of this Wednesday, for better or for worse seems to be centerman, and after a summer of hockeyless debate it's easy to see why. In case that little blurb about centers didn't interest you, there hap

If for some reason you didn't get all the analysis and news you needed from that headline, mosey on over to Kristopher's story for a full recap, and scroll on down below for all the weekends news. Have a magnificent Monday everyone!

Some dude on the street mentioned there's hockey going on right now. I don't want to judge but, this is just ridiculous. People need to stop spreading filthy, evil rumors, its just wrong. THERE WILL BE NO HOCKEY UNTIL OCTOBER, DEAL WITH IT! Now go back to rugby, or whatever, jeez.

Thats right folks, from this moment forward there remain only 24 days of bleak, empty hockeyless misery before opening night. We've almost made it through another summer! So don't do anything reckless, the end is near, the light is approaching quickly!

Steven Stamkos thinks Connor McDavid is better than him. No, this isn't TSN speaking, not even the Edmonton media. Apparently sometime over the summer the McMania virus has spread into the locker rooms and offseason workouts of the NHL, and boy is that scary. Without our role as reactionists, wh