Carrie Underwood Throws Some Shade At Great American Seth Jones
(I want to be clear...I LOVE Carrie Underwood. We're just having a little fun here. Carrie, if you're reading this...if you'd just send a lock of Mike's hair as I've politely requested, the letters would stop. Thanks!)
In case you missed it, talent show winner Carrie Underwood decided to try her hand at cyberbullying today, and her target was none other than local teenager and Exceptional American, Seth Jones. Check it out...
I'll give you all a moment to settle down. Ok, look Carrie...I'm sure talent contesting is super hard. But you know what's A LOT harder? Golfing. And it's not even close. Go ahead and turn your TV to any random channel and you've got like an 80% chance of seeing somebody talent contesting. It appears that literally ANYONE can do it. And even if your unsubstantiated report of Seth's play is accurate (A BIG IF), so what? Even the greatest players have an off day every once in a while. Just to share a personal story, I had a challenging round myself this weekend. I'm a pretty decent golfer (not to brag, but there it is), and I'd just penciled in a par on the 3rd hole when things went a bit sideways. I was handed something called "the mystery flask", then handed the "regular flask", then for some reason had to play the last three holes without my putter. I'm sure this isn't exactly what went wrong with Seth's game (IF anything did), but point being, things happen out there. It's a complicated game. And the kid needs his confidence. So Carrie, why don't you "Uh Uh-Uh Uh Uh-Uh Undo It" before he suffers any more damage. We're hoping to make the lottery our "Temporary Home", so I'm sure you'd agree we need Seth rested, relaxed, and confident heading into the season. Please try to consider the bigger picture and think twice before hitting "post". It's what I always do.