Friday's Dump & Chase: It's the End of the World(s)

For Team USA, at least. In my opinion, if we'd started Jonathan Quick in net, things would've gone differently. Oh well. At least we still have Pekka to watch in the semifinals, as well as Jarnkrok and Ekholm for Team Sweden. It's a hockey-less day today, with the Western Conference Fina

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Jones and Smith Named Two of Team USA’s MVPs at the World Championship - Nashville Predators

I'm really excited to see both of these guys next year.

Finns Finish Off Canada - IIHF

36 saves for Pekka Rinne.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Carcillo might get automatic 10 or 20 game suspension | ProHockeyTalk

Bumping the officials is frowned upon, apparently.

Do Habs have another unheralded gem in Tokarski? | Post-to-Post

Uh, small sample size.

Report: Anaheim and San Jose not interested in Ryan Miller | Puck Drunk Love

Yeah, because they don't need him. Of course, that didn't stop St. Louis, so I guess anything is possible.

Pierre McGuire for Penguins general manager? One party reportedly interested, the other not - SBNation.com

I would soooooo love for this to happen.

How the West Will Continue to Be Won «Grantland

Rooting for Toews and Kane to get $20 million each per season when they become eligible for extensions.

Fights get rarer with so much on line in the NHL playoffs-Montreal Gazette

Lots of scratches for George Parros. Huh.

Video: Canucks should pull the trigger on a Kesler trade-The Province

Where will he be diving playing next year?

Jaroslav Halak signs, draft pick retained, Islanders had no alternatives | Puck Daddy

BREAKING: The Islanders are a mess.

Showtime developing series about doping in sports | Awful Announcing

Probably not hockey, though. Hockey is definitely, likely, almost 100% clean.

The Doc Emrick Soundboard Is Here-Deadspin

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