Friday’s Dump & Chase: The One Where There Was Tons of News

I’ve been watching a lot of “Friends” recently—who do you think is the Monica of the team? Zac Rinaldo was totally Phoebe, but who will replace him?

Nashville Predators News

Nashville Predators Entry-Level Expectations, Part III: Patrick Harper | On the Forecheck
Eric and Bryan have teamed up to tell you everything you need to know about Patrick Harper and the likelihood that he scores an ELC at the end of the upcoming season.

Around Hockey

Subban receives star treatment from Devils, fans
If nothing else, the New Jersey Devils definitely understand what P.K. Subban can (and will) do for their team off the ice.

Phil Kessel's Pittsburgh House Is For Sale, And It Has The Loneliest Home Theater In The World
You, too, could own the Phil Kessel Dreamhouse!

Signing depth players long-term is usually losing move for NHL teams | ProHockeyTalk
Of course, the quality of this deal will have to wait awhile for judgment, but to bring up another controversial Nashville Predators related topic, who had the better season last year, Calle Järnkrok, James Neal, or Colton Sissons?

Capitals have some huge decisions to make with key players | ProHockeyTalk
I'll take one heavily used Alex Ovechkin, please!

Bobrovsky on leaving Blue Jackets for Panthers: ‘I needed changes’ | ProHockeyTalk
I'm going to go ahead and add the Columbus Blue Jackets to the list of teams that sound miserable to play for.

Life-or-death penalty shots: Would you see tomorrow if you had to rely on an NHL sharpshooter? | TheHockeyNews
This was a fun game to play a couple of days was also the only time sharing a birthday with Sidney Crosby has ever been a good thing for me.

Five players who will see a dip in their offensive output in 2019-20 | TheHockeyNews
Since Matt Duchene isn't on this list, I assume that means his offensive output with go up (along with every other member of the team).

Plenty of questions surround Jets RFAs Laine and Connor -
I'm assuming the Winnipeg Jets want to keep Patrik Laine, but is there enough cap space left in the Jets’ trove of jewels and treasures? Perhaps they have access to an ancient book of spells he'd like to get his wizard hands on?