Monday's Dump and Chase: By The Way

In case you hadn't noticed, there isn't a lot of news this fine morning. So drink your coffee, enjoy some funk and absorb the breaking news of August.

Nashville Predators News

Offseason Recap and 2015-16 Lineup Forecast | Nashville Predators

Wait, what? news!

Report: Defenseman Ilya Nikulin In Talks With Capitals

He is also not in anyway linked to Nashville.

Around the Wide World of Hockey & Stuff

Martin Brodeur wanted a job with the Devils, but everyone left | FOX Sports

That's an awkward position for a franchise legend.

Missing Dog Found 900 Miles Away, Is A Good Dog

That's one freaking good dog.

Playing Tetris Could Reduce Cravings For Drugs, Food and Sex | IFLScience

But you've known this since high school.

3 best signings of the offseason | theScore

Cookie cutter piece.

The Incredibles Two takes advertising to a whole new level.

Red Wings sign college free agent D Russo - Article - TSN

They always seem to get these guys.

Wildlife Experts Say Not Climbing Into Gorilla Enclosure Likely Saved Man’s Life - The Onion - America's Finest News Source