Monday's Dump & Chase: Less News is Good News

Ok, who am I kidding, no it isn't. But less news in August means more news in September... like that whole April showers bring May flowers thing? Anyway, open your eyes and be excited! Another charbroiled, election-news saturated summer week of fun, adventure and 9-5 work days are here! (Go easy

Around Nashville

20 Midstate sports teams, venues and events to see |

Glad the Predators made third, in front of "Titans Parking Lot". C'mon, 1100.

Martin's Bar-B-Que Joint Is Expanding to Louisville - Eater Nashville

OH SNAP! This is what happens when OTF voters like your place.

Around the World of Hockey

Colorado Avalanche coach Patrick Roy determined to return to Stanley Cup Playoffs -'s 30 in 30 package: 2015-16

He's determined. Okay.

Bruins GM believes team's defensemen have to evolve - Puck Drunk Love

He seems to be launching a one-man hype campaign for his team this summer.

Good morning week.

Puck Daddy's Summer Series: The Columbus Blue Jackets from A to Z | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports

Another team you care nothing about (insert All-Star Game joke here).

Patrick Kane's alleged rape victim reportedly has bite marks, leg scratch | Ottawa Sun

In case you somehow managed to miss this over the weekend.

New Statewide Education Standards Require Teachers To Forever Change Lives Of 30% Of Students - The Onion

Tennessee will of course add their own standard state requirement that teachers hop on one leg while doing so.

Nassau Coliseum is a dump, but it’s our dump, and it’s hard to say goodbye | New York Post

Very NYC style thinking.

The five best goaltending prospects in the world | The Hockey News

Because these always work out.

PHT Morning Skate: Islanders seek Zamboni driver for upcoming season | ProHockeyTalk

Anyone interested?

Buddy Baker, NASCAR’s "gentle giant," dies at 74 of cancer | WKRN News 2


How To Turn Your Smartphone Into A 3D Hologram Projector | IFLScience

Soooo doing this.

New album Sept. 11 pre-order now! Can't wait for y'all to hear this one. #TheStoryofSonnyBoySlim

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So psyched for the new album, it drops in a month!