Monday's Dump & Chase: Drama, Who Needs It?

The national sports media could make a nondescript, entirely average pebble into the next Elvis Presley. Not through any fault of our poor pebble, or even because anyone wants another King, but because there just HAS to be a storyline. On Saturday, the internet was atwitter with careful analyses of

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Best Game of the 2014-15 Season | Admirals Roundtable

Everyone's favorite Predator was the star.

Canada dominates Russia to win hockey World Championship | FOX Sports

Still don't care, still didn't watch.

Dominik Hasek urges the NHL to embrace the Olympics -Puck Drunk Love

It's important NHL, just accept the risk.

Jaromir Jagr once again retires from international competition-Puck Drunk Love


Ducks take care of Blackhawks, 4-1, to open Western Conference finals - The Orange County Register

They got the win, despite the Hawks dominating for long stretches.

Statistically Speaking: Depth, goaltending drive Ducks to Game One win - TSN

For the statistically oriented among you.

Ducks' third line shines in Game 1 win over Blackhawks - LA Times

Meet your new series heroes.

Defensive depth an issue as Rundblad struggles in first career playoff game | Chicago Sun-Times

Oh, stop complaining and go back to day drinking.

Rangers give familiar refrain with more potent Lightning expected | New York Post

Low scoring? Close game? Oh boy!

Sharks reportedly sign Finnish League playoff MVP Joonas Donskoi - Fear The Fin

They are leading the amazing names power rankings.

Eulogy: Remembering the 2014-15 Montreal Canadiens | Puck Daddy - Yahoo Sports

Hope you enjoyed your run Carey, hope it was worth selling your soul for super powers.

Rangers, Anton Stralman don’t quite agree on reasons for split | New York Post

Still a fun story either way.