Monday's Dump & Chase: Giving Us Frights

I was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. My monster from its slab began to rise and suddenly, to my surprise, HE WENT 2-5-1 IN EIGHT GAMES AND FORGOT HOW TO PLAY HOCKEY.

Nashville Predators News

Predators' first two weeks marred by inconsistency
"Face-plant" is the perfect way to describe the first eight games.

Other Hockey News

Colton Sceviour leads Panthers past Red Wings
Nice win for Florida. Colton Sceviour is a former 4th round draft pick that we can all root for since he is no longer in Dallas.

Flyers 'Ghost Bear' scores on Hockey Halloween Night
Things are getting spoooooooky around here.

Kyle Okposo scores twice in win for Sabres
Break up the Sabres! Back to back wins!

Halak on trade block after agent criticizes Islanders | The Hockey News
Oh boy! This year's trade rumor frenzy is really starting off with a bang... Jaro Halak! THE DRAMA

Trouba holdout not about money, but where he plays | The Hockey News
I'm sure he wants to go to New York. Everyone wants to go to freaking New York.

Watch Marian Hossa's daughter steal his nose
I refuse to find this cute. I refuse to find this cute. I refuse to find this cute. I refuse to...

Auston Matthews four-goal debut made Mike Myers cry
And so did Frederik Andersen's play in goal. (rim shot)

Bankruptcy may end Bauer endorsements for top NHL stars - Article - TSN
Kind of an odd situation here. Performance Sports Group, which owns Bauer and Easton, is apparently going under. Hugh NHL stars, and their huge endorsement deals with this company, will soon be void. Has this ever happened in another sport?

PK help could be on the way as Andrew Desjardins nears return | Chicago Sun-Times
Andrew Desjardins, who has been out of action after blocking a shot with his foot, will soon be back in the lineup to block shots with his feet.