This article should have a preface that this is entirely a work of hyperbole and a little humor within a time period where Predator fans could use a laugh, smirk or a slight upturn of the side of the mouth. Enjoy.
What can be done to fix the Predators?
| Complete rest for the team | 7 |
| Sit Rinne, start Hutton | 13 |
| Replace Nickelback dasherboard ad with a picture of a dog for Pedigree | 53 |
| Burn sage, turn around three times while spitting | 0 |
| Break a wishbone with the face of a Blackhawk/Blues fan | 6 |
| Unleash Angry Shea, replace all Plexiglass and nets after pucks disintegrate them similar to Magneto breaking out of plastic prison | 28 |
| Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team some speed | 10 |
| Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team another scapegoat | 7 |
| Back a Brink’s truck up to Mitch Korn’s house | 1 |
| Switch all line combinations via one-armed bandit method | 0 |
| Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah, Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang | 10 |
| Sit Franson | 10 |
| Sit Santorelli | 5 |
| Sit both Franson and Santorelli | 14 |
| Have Rinne switch back to his old mask…oh wait…he did..Damnit | 1 |
| Send Jarnkrok and Jones to Milwaukee for conditioning assignment | 20 |
| SCORE FIRST!! | 108 |
| Be patient, relax and remember that the Preds have a similar record to the Hurricanes when they won the Cup with Laviolette | 18 |
| Hijack a #1 center from somewhere, anywhere…NHL trade deadline be damned. | 4 |
| Just let Forsberg do Forsberg things | 17 |
| Clone Wayne Gretzky | 3 |
| Clone early season Pekka Rinne | 4 |
| Call a Lavy timeout on the season until the Predators can collect themselves | 10 |
| Have the NHL ban playing the trap system | 8 |
| Loser points for regulation losses | 2 |
| Never, EVER touch the Stanley Cup when it is showcased at Ford Ice Center…EVER | 16 |
| Schedule a team cry | 8 |
| Ghostbusters | 11 |
| Everybody wears a Tennessee Top Hat | 4 |
| Something involving hot chicken | 4 |
| Work it in to the plot line of Nashville. Maybe the writers at ABC can come up with something | 5 |
| Turn the difficulty down | 13 |
| Call Winston Wolf. | 15 |