Poll: What's the best way for the Predators to end their ugly losing streak?
An exploration into the way in which the Nashville Predators can solve their current funk and turn things around as voted on by the fans of the team: the greatest collection of scientific minds, superstitious patrons, hockey gods martyrs and Chicken Littles.
This article should have a preface that this is entirely a work of hyperbole and a little humor within a time period where Predator fans could use a laugh, smirk or a slight upturn of the side of the mouth. Enjoy.
What can be done to fix the Predators?
|Complete rest for the team||7|
|Sit Rinne, start Hutton||13|
|Replace Nickelback dasherboard ad with a picture of a dog for Pedigree||53|
|Burn sage, turn around three times while spitting||0|
|Break a wishbone with the face of a Blackhawk/Blues fan||6|
|Unleash Angry Shea, replace all Plexiglass and nets after pucks disintegrate them similar to Magneto breaking out of plastic prison||28|
|Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team some speed||10|
|Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team another scapegoat||7|
|Back a Brink's truck up to Mitch Korn's house||1|
|Switch all line combinations via one-armed bandit method||0|
|Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah, Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang||10|
|Sit both Franson and Santorelli||14|
|Have Rinne switch back to his old mask...oh wait...he did..Damnit||1|
|Send Jarnkrok and Jones to Milwaukee for conditioning assignment||20|
|Be patient, relax and remember that the Preds have a similar record to the Hurricanes when they won the Cup with Laviolette||18|
|Hijack a #1 center from somewhere, anywhere...NHL trade deadline be damned.||4|
|Just let Forsberg do Forsberg things||17|
|Clone Wayne Gretzky||3|
|Clone early season Pekka Rinne||4|
|Call a Lavy timeout on the season until the Predators can collect themselves||10|
|Have the NHL ban playing the trap system||8|
|Loser points for regulation losses||2|
|Never, EVER touch the Stanley Cup when it is showcased at Ford Ice Center...EVER||16|
|Schedule a team cry||8|
|Everybody wears a Tennessee Top Hat||4|
|Something involving hot chicken||4|
|Work it in to the plot line of Nashville. Maybe the writers at ABC can come up with something||5|
|Turn the difficulty down||13|
|Call Winston Wolf.||15|