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Poll: What’s the best way for the Predators to end their ugly losing streak?

This article should have a preface that this is entirely a work of hyperbole and a little humor within a time period where Predator fans could use a laugh, smirk or a slight upturn of the side of the mouth. Enjoy.

What can be done to fix the Predators?

Complete rest for the team 7
Sit Rinne, start Hutton 13
Replace Nickelback dasherboard ad with a picture of a dog for Pedigree 53
Burn sage, turn around three times while spitting 0
Break a wishbone with the face of a Blackhawk/Blues fan 6
Unleash Angry Shea, replace all Plexiglass and nets after pucks disintegrate them similar to Magneto breaking out of plastic prison 28
Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team some speed 10
Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team another scapegoat 7
Back a Brink’s truck up to Mitch Korn’s house 1
Switch all line combinations via one-armed bandit method 0
Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah, Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang 10
Sit Franson 10
Sit Santorelli 5
Sit both Franson and Santorelli 14
Have Rinne switch back to his old mask…oh wait…he did..Damnit 1
Send Jarnkrok and Jones to Milwaukee for conditioning assignment 20
SCORE FIRST!! 108
Be patient, relax and remember that the Preds have a similar record to the Hurricanes when they won the Cup with Laviolette 18
Hijack a #1 center from somewhere, anywhere…NHL trade deadline be damned. 4
Just let Forsberg do Forsberg things 17
Clone Wayne Gretzky 3
Clone early season Pekka Rinne 4
Call a Lavy timeout on the season until the Predators can collect themselves 10
Have the NHL ban playing the trap system 8
Loser points for regulation losses 2
Never, EVER touch the Stanley Cup when it is showcased at Ford Ice Center…EVER 16
Schedule a team cry 8
Ghostbusters 11
Everybody wears a Tennessee Top Hat 4
Something involving hot chicken 4
Work it in to the plot line of Nashville. Maybe the writers at ABC can come up with something 5
Turn the difficulty down 13
Call Winston Wolf. 15