This article should have a preface that this is entirely a work of hyperbole and a little humor within a time period where Predator fans could use a laugh, smirk or a slight upturn of the side of the mouth. Enjoy.
What can be done to fix the Predators?
Complete rest for the team | 7 |
Sit Rinne, start Hutton | 13 |
Replace Nickelback dasherboard ad with a picture of a dog for Pedigree | 53 |
Burn sage, turn around three times while spitting | 0 |
Break a wishbone with the face of a Blackhawk/Blues fan | 6 |
Unleash Angry Shea, replace all Plexiglass and nets after pucks disintegrate them similar to Magneto breaking out of plastic prison | 28 |
Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team some speed | 10 |
Call up Viktor Stalberg to give the team another scapegoat | 7 |
Back a Brink’s truck up to Mitch Korn’s house | 1 |
Switch all line combinations via one-armed bandit method | 0 |
Ooo Eee Ooo Ah Ah, Ching Chang Walla Walla Bing Bang | 10 |
Sit Franson | 10 |
Sit Santorelli | 5 |
Sit both Franson and Santorelli | 14 |
Have Rinne switch back to his old mask…oh wait…he did..Damnit | 1 |
Send Jarnkrok and Jones to Milwaukee for conditioning assignment | 20 |
SCORE FIRST!! | 108 |
Be patient, relax and remember that the Preds have a similar record to the Hurricanes when they won the Cup with Laviolette | 18 |
Hijack a #1 center from somewhere, anywhere…NHL trade deadline be damned. | 4 |
Just let Forsberg do Forsberg things | 17 |
Clone Wayne Gretzky | 3 |
Clone early season Pekka Rinne | 4 |
Call a Lavy timeout on the season until the Predators can collect themselves | 10 |
Have the NHL ban playing the trap system | 8 |
Loser points for regulation losses | 2 |
Never, EVER touch the Stanley Cup when it is showcased at Ford Ice Center…EVER | 16 |
Schedule a team cry | 8 |
Ghostbusters | 11 |
Everybody wears a Tennessee Top Hat | 4 |
Something involving hot chicken | 4 |
Work it in to the plot line of Nashville. Maybe the writers at ABC can come up with something | 5 |
Turn the difficulty down | 13 |
Call Winston Wolf. | 15 |