Saturday's Dump & Chase: Anything But That

If you're here looking for a distraction, we got you fam.

Flyers sign Shayne Gostisbehere to multi-year extension -
This could be a steal of a contract, or they could be paying him to sit in the press box until they unceremoniously send him to somewhere else to win a Cup.

Kane, Smith join TSN Hockey’s Trade Bait board -- TSN
I get why Evander Kane is on the list, as he can still score despite numerous behavioural issues and injuries, but why in the world would anyone trade for Mike Smith?

Golden Knights coaching staff continues to take shape with Ryan Craig | ProHockeyTalk
Craig is making the jump from AHL player to NHL assistant coach.

Sticks shatter for NHL players sometimes at the worst times | USA Today
Players are very particular about their sticks, as we all know.

Blue Jackets sign goaltender Joonas Korpisalo to two-year contract extension | Columbus Dispatch
If they don't lose him in the expansion draft, maybe he won't melt down in the playoffs.

Wild would 'rather lose player' in Expansion Draft than make bad trade |