Saturday's Dump and Chase: Welcome to the Twilight Zone

I hate to make a prediction like this, but it appears the Calgary Flames may be the 2014 equivalent to last years Oiler's woes. Positives: James Neal, Craig Smith, Taylor Beck, the Power Play, scoring 3 goals. Move on, keep churning out possession stats like we are and good things will follow! H

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Predators sizzle in second period before losing | The Tennessean

Three in the third is never good thing to give up.

Ducks’ Corey Perry and Ryan Getzlaf remain an elite NHL duo | Post-to-Post

In other news, the Earth continues to turn relentlessly on its axis.

Two-Minute Minor - Hurricanes and Superheroes | Yahoo Sports

Basically an oxymoron at this point...

Blues say Center for Disease Control hasn’t been to Scottrade, don’t plan on it coming | ProHockeyTalk

Ebola! Run!!!!!

3-on-3: Canadian teams and playoffs, beast of the east, and Ovechkin's drought | theScore

Random Canadian's arbitrary opinions on Canadian teams.

Buffalo Sabres make right call returning Sam Reinhart to juniors | SI.com

Quick! save him from this horror show!!!

Cartoon from the Buffalo News perfectly summarizes the Sabres | Puck Drunk Love

Pretty much sums it up.

The NHL Redux: The California alpha dogs and the real state of hockey | theScore

Yep.

Scariest Goalie Masks in NHL History - NHL - SI.com

Booooo!

Markstrom falls short of AHL shutout record | ProHockeyTalk

Remember when he was going to be the answer in Florida, and in Vancouver...and?

Coyotes GM says changes are coming sooner than later | Puck Drunk Love

As in a move to Las Vegas. Seattle, Kansas city, anywhere!? (or mostly likely trading Martin Erat)

Flyers equipment manager pulls hilarious snake prank | Post-to-Post

Muahahahha

Video: Red Wings’ fans show support for Gordie Howe | ProHockeyTalk

A true great, get well soon.

Eye Test: Alex Ovechkin, "The Great -35" - NHL - SI.com

Sam Page being a great writer.

Top 10 NHL player name puns – they’re so bad they’re ‘good’ | Post-to-Post

.....I am sooo sorry....DO NOT READ THIS.