Sunday's Dump & Chase: Shuffle Up and Deal

With all the deals that took place yesterday, you might not recognize some certain NHL teams. Oh, but teams like Montreal, St. Louis, Nashville... the teams that "needed" to make a move? They were quiet. This league is crazy.

Nashville Predators News

Pick-by-Pick: Predators 2015 NHL Draft | Nashville Predators

Jeff Kealty will make you smile. Check out his assessment of Yakov Iakov Trenin.

Predators stock up on centers |

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. It looks like someone at 501 has been reading

Pekka Rinne Commissions Awesome ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Goalie Mask |

Because if anyone at this silly hockey team deserves nice things, it's Pekka Rinne.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Dubnyk signs six-year extension with Wild | TSN

The goal is to go through salary cap hell AFTER you win a title.

Connor McDavid and Jack Eichel weren't only players of interest in first round of NHL Draft |

Very true, time will tell if this draft is worthy of the 2003 Draft.

Edmonton Oilers select defenceman Caleb Jones with the No. 117 pick of the 2015 NHL Draft | Edmonton Journal

This stings.

Islanders' Andong Song becomes NHL's first Chinese draft pick | Sporting News

This is a great story. Last year the Caps took an Australian player. The game is growing, whether the gray hairs in the gray parts of the continent want to accept it or not.

Rangers trade Carl Hagelin to Ducks, Cam Talbot to Oilers |

The goal is to go through salary cap hell AFTER you win a title. Hagelin makes room for Stepan and other big contracts down the road.

Arizona Coyotes acquire Grossmann, Pronger from Flyers in exchange for Sam Gagner | Five For Howling

Have a look at Grossman's hero chart. The Coyotes fans are pretty lukewarm on this deal, but are smart enough to see the writing on the wall about Sam Gagner. Meanwhile....

RON HEXTALL IS A MAGICIAN: Flyers trade Nicklas Grossmann, Chris Pronger's contract to Coyotes | Broad Street Hockey

Philly is about to have a parade.

14 best moments of the 2015 NHL Draft |

Taylor Hall's tweet might be the cutest thing ever. MacTavish would have already lit his locker on fire by now.

Stay or Go: TJ Oshie | St. Louis Game Time

I would've thought Oshie would be right at home in Boston, but the trade didn't happen at the draft.

Despite thin free agent class, we’re in for a hectic summer | The Hockey News

No kidding. Especially if you're a goaltender that's "pretty good".

J.J. Watt scored a goal on an NHL goalie because there's nothing he can't do |

Maybe he'd like to play beside fellow 'Sconny Craig Smith someday when he grows up?

Stadium’s Pathetic Home Run Animation Doesn’t Even Show Ball Screaming While Leaving Earth | The Onion

That's just offensive. I always preferred the Astros home run animation.

Watch it:

It has nothing to do with:

It's a cowboy firing his revolvers, and roping a steer. Texas.