Sunday's Dump & Chase: Welcome to Florida!

Swamps, a gator in every backyard, mosquitos the size of two men, Pitbull, and Florida Man. You know, all the good stuff in life. Please, please, please Preds...get a win and get the hell out of there before something awful happens. You are not in a safe place.

Nashville Predators News

Shea Weber a beneficiary of Taylor Beck’s good listening skills | Rinkside Report

A very smart move by Beck, IMO.

Stalberg Nets Hat Trick in Ads Win-Milwaukee Admirals

No, seriously.

Predators defensemen get in on scoring, too-The Tennessean

Josi got one on Channing Tatum Bobblehead Day, which is pretty awesome.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Kings in peril of missing postseason; are there reasons for hope? | Puck Daddy

Man, I hope not. Will have to read to find out...

Would an NHL team in Las Vegas be a good gamble? | The Hockey News

YES. I *might* have signed up as interested in season tickets, too. It will be tough to get to a lot of games, but I'll figure that out later.

Faking It: Jersey Ploys - TSN

A great series on counterfeit sports merchandise this week. You've seen the mostly awful Preds fakes, but most of the other ones are virtually identical to the real thing. At a fraction of the price.

Kessel, Phaneuf model conundrum of the uncoachable player - The Globe and Mail

Just come to Nashville, Phil, and we'll promise to leave you alone forever.

Cherry: Maple Leafs need Orr, McLaren back -

If they'd just punched more faces, they'd be on their way to the Cup right now.

So, Rob Gronkowski spiked a Bruins ceremonial puck into the crowd | ProHockeyTalk

Just go away, Boston sports. Forever.

How ESPN hypocrites both cover and ignore biggest scandals | New York Post

Sorry, but I'm a sucker for every "ESPN is awful" story that's ever been written.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back | The Onion

They say your health is the most important thing, so...