Sunday's Dump & Chase: Welcome to Vancouver!

I've got a ton of respect for Canucks fans. These are Real Fans, folks. They bleed blue and some sort of green, giving their all, letting the whole league know "they're out there". How do we know they care? Well, they burned the city to the ground after a playoff loss and I don&#39

Nashville Predators News

Anton Volchenkov of the Nashville Predators to have NHL Department of Player Safety hearing -NHL

I'm guessing he gets a two game ban, but who knows? Could be nothing.

No chance for Canucks to catch their breath with brutal road trip looming after Preds visit- The Province

Go ahead and save some energy tonight, Vancouver. Fine with us.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

30 NHL teams, 30 I-never-saw-this-coming starts for players | Post-to-Post

Olli Jokinen and Calle Jarnkrok appear in the negative.

Rangers in trouble as McDonagh, Klein go down in loss | New York Post

Get well soon, KK.

After a third straight loss, Capitals find ‘it’s very difficult to try to stay on course’ - The Washington Post

You might say they're finding it #CapitalHard.

Christian Ehrhoff feels Sabres pain from afar - Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Which is much, much better than from up close.

Joffrey Lupul falls after stepping on a stick, breaks bone in hand | Puck Drunk Love

#Leafs

Don Cherry: Teams need to use local talent - Sportsnet.ca

Attention Nashville beer league players!

Panthers' Ekblad to stay with team for remainder of season | theScore

The future is now for the Panthers.

Watch Kasimir Kaskisuo's 'lucky' behind-the-back save of the year candidate (Video) | Puck Daddy

Not bad.

PHOTO: Here is the Dalai Lama wearing a Bruins hat - CBSSports.com

So he's a Bruins fan, huh? I'm not sure the world is ready for a drunken, hyper-violent Dalai Lama. Very troubling.

Sportswriter Has Hunch Team Will Use Bye Week To Get Healthy | The Onion

This is exactly the type of hard-hitting analysis we could use here at OTF. Gonna give this guy a call.