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LinkSpeak: 2016 Stanley Cup Preview (Not Presented by Subway)

In addition to PEDs, money, questionable legal proceedings, condescension, elitism, Canadian exceptionalism, cultural appropriation, and electrolytes, nothing power NHL hockey more than food. As Nashville fans have learned in the latter half of the 20015/2016 season, that food is (but probably actua

LinkSpeak: Central Division Power Ratings... Served in the French Manner Edition

I don’t like power rankings. They are more arbitrary and less valuable than a slice of toast with the image of Kris Martel burned onto it. Despite my aversion there is something appealing about blandly ranking NHL teams on a regular basis and pretending that it means is something. I stole chocol

LinkSpeak: 10 reasons Steven Stamkos will sign with the Nashville Predators

Several irrefutable and concrete explanations as to why the highly sought-after and dynamic Lightning forward will leave Tampa for ~~Philly~~Nashville.

LinkSpeak: Central Division Power Ratings "Donut Do This To Me" Edition

I don’t like power rankings. They are more arbitrary and less valuable than a JC Penney necktie. Despite my aversion there is something appealing about blandly ranking NHL teams on a regular basis and pretending that it means is something. I stole chocolate from the gods and peanut butter from t

LinkSpeak: The Legend of Little Bear

Most of the ancient Finnish legends have been forgotten with time. A few cherished stories remain, and sometimes a new one is created....

LinkSpeak: Shakespeare in the Net

In honor of the Nashville Predators managing to stay out of one of the NHL's least attractive record books, I have composed a humble sonnet. I've chosen to present the sonnet in the traditional Shakespearean style, primarily due to how much easier it is to construct such a poem.

LinkSpeak: Being a Real Hockey Fan

After taking a week off for travel and vacation, I’m back with something entirely different. From time to time I want to use this space to explore some random, hockey-related thought that wormed its way into my brain. Today we’ll be addressing why being a hockey fan is a terrible idea and makes no s