Tuesday's Dump & Chase: Tumbleweeds

Little is happening.

Lightning's Jon Cooper named Canada's head coach for Beijing Olympics | Sportsnet.ca
Bringing a coach who's had consistent success at multiple levels of the game? Smart.

Philadelphia Flyers re-sign goalie Carter Hart to three-year, $11.9 million contract | ESPN
Well, good luck to all concerned.

Anders Nilsson retires due to post-concussion symptoms, necks problems | Sportsnet.ca
Typo in the headline aside (how many necks does he have?), this is sad news. Best health and wishes to Nilsson.

Report: Wild's negotiation with Kaprizov complicated by lucrative KHL offer | Sportsnet.ca
Is it just me, or does it seem like Kaprizov might not be terribly attached to the concept of Minnesota?

Team USA’s All-Time Starting Six | The Ice Garden
Our colleagues at the Ice Garden put together a starting six of the best women ever to suit up for Team USA. (Only one of the Lamoreux twins made the cut, which feels mildly scandalous.)