Tuesday’s Dump & Chase: I’m Baaack!

What in the world did the Predators do while I was vacationing?

Smashville News:

Welcome to our new On the Forecheck writing staff! | On the Forecheck
On the Forecheck has some new writers! MOAR WRITERS! MOAR CONTENT! Introductions are included inside.

Predators Trade P.K. Subban | Nashville Scene
"Lindsey Vonn's boyfriend", "inevitable Predator Matt Duchene" and "Aldi level bargain" - Nashville Scene has all the taeks in this article.

Whisper Challenge: Salomaki | NHL.com
"Miikka Salomäki and Lyndsay Rowley try the Whisper Challenge, but they may not like it or love it." Let's just say that Miikka is not the best player of this challenge that we have seen.

For my first D&C back, I had to go with my favorite good boy Doug.

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Don’t even think about touching my pigskin

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Central Division News:

NHL draft: Blackhawks tried to trade Brent Seabrook to Canucks | Second City Hockey
Hahahahahahaha. Ha.

Stars' Mats Zuccarello to test open market | Sporting News
"The Stars acquired Mats Zuccarello for a second- and third-round pick from the Rangers at the trade deadline." Any interest?

Celebrations over, Blues gear up for free agency | stltoday.com
“We’d like to bring as much of the band back together,” he said. “But we understand that the whole band’s not coming back.” What's a Blue to do? Also St. Louis, do not try to scam Jordan Binnington due to the length of his "resume". You definitely don't have another Stanley-Cup-winning goalie to fall back on. Pay the man.

Other Hockey News:

With Karlsson contract coming, Golden Knights prepare for some summer sacrifices | TheHockeyNews
Patches could be available? Remember when we wanted to rescue him? What about now? Seven million is a lot, but could he be... Seven million is a lot. I don't know why, but I find myself amazed that the Vegas Golden Knights could be in cap hell already.

NHL Draft results 2019: Final grades, analysis for all 31 teams | Sporting News
They like us! They really like us! Actually, it seems there were only a few duds.

Maple Leafs won't be in 'big-game market' come July 1, GM Dubas says | NHL.com
Well duh. They need to concentrate on not letting their own "big game" slip the noose.

Super Slow Mo: Postseason Hits | NHL.com
Okay, I love slow mo hits. Let's see if we see any Nashville Predators. Hi P.K. Subban! Sorry national anthems don't really count. Ow! Calle Järnkrok are you okay? Ugh, I hate people being checked over the bench barrier. Nice hit P.K.! OUCH! Jarny, why are they picking on you? Waiting. Hahaha. Whoops! Hi Ryan Johansen! Nice check. Okay—all of you stop those bench hits and tighten those helmet straps.

Coleman dances to 'Old Town Road' at his wedding reception | NHL.com
I predict these two will have a happy marriage.