Monday's Dump & Chase: Summer Harder

You guys aren't relaxing hard enough! What, you think that these umbrella drinks are just going to guzzle themselves? Fat chance. Leisure of this caliber takes time, dedication, and a whole lot of memorizing the backs of your eyelids. Now shut up and lotion my hard to reach areas.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Ben Bishop signs two-year contract extension with Tampa Bay - Raw Charge

They might even get to use him during the playoffs in the time.

Weekly Question: P.K. Subban and the Best Contracts for Elite Defenseman - Silver Seven

Yet another award Shea Weber doesn't win.

Did Ticketmaster spoil details for Sharks, Kings NHL Stadium Series game? - Puck Daddy

The only thing it spoiled is my interest in the game, since it's not at the better of the two venues.

Lightning coach wants to slow down the bandwagon a bit - PHT

Letting Nashville have a few players for free could really help that situation.