Saturday's Dump & Chase: This Round Is The Worst

I mean seriously...who am I supposed to root for? All the teams left range from awful to annoying to Canadian. Anybody have any ideas? I'm grasping at straws here...the idea of hate-watching like 60 games the rest of the way is unappealing, to say the least.

Around the Wide Wide World of Hockey

Official Statement from Stanley Cup of Chowder regarding the Racists among the fanbase - Stanley Cup of Chowder

Great job standing up on this. Not all Boston sports fans are Boston Sports Fan.

Wild coach Yeo: ‘It didn’t have the feel of a game we were going to win’ | ProHockeyTalk

⌘C + ⌘V for the rest of the series. Thanks, Mike!

Rangers Vs. Penguins: That Was A Big One - Blueshirt Banter

It's about time one of these New York teams caught a break.

Quit Making Excuses For The Penguins-The Hockey Writers


Eulogy: Remembering the 2013-14 Colorado Avalanche | Puck Daddy

"As you hang up your sweaters, that appear to have been designed by the world's most boring 8-year-old, you can look back at your playoff run and feel proud of almost winning a round." To be fair, most 8-year-olds are probably pretty boring. I mean, they're 8.

The Winnipeg Jets are Stuck in the "Loser-Zone" - Arctic Ice Hockey

It's where we're at this year, too. Not bad enough for a top 5 pick, AND not good enough to make the playoffs is the absolute worst spot to be in.

Report: Florida Panthers shopping first overall pick | Puck Drunk Love

Interesting. Would they trade for #11 straight-up?

Impossible to find blame for Sharks playoff woes -

When you see it laid out like this, yeah I guess I agree. But winning is really the only thing that matters.

11 coaches who could be behind the Vancouver Canucks’ bench next season | The Province

Barry Trotz is on the list, mostly because he's a coach who doesn't have a job. Also, I find their analysis of his strengths and weaknesses to be a bit...weird.

Math major uncovers constant in pro hockey | TribLIVE

But she only has 10 years of data...I'll withhold judgement until we get a bigger sample size.

Science Has Finally Figured Out How to Win Rock-Paper-Scissors| Gizmodo

Awesome! I use rock-paper-scissors to settle every important argument.