Category: Nonsense

BREAKING: MCCARRON REVEALS MUTANT INFILTRATION OF NASHVILLE PREDATORS

By Bryan Bastin | Apr 1st 2022 | 3 min read |

GREETINGS HUMANS.  I HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS LOWLY HUMAN YOU CALL “BRYAN” TO ENSURE THE HUMAN SPECIES IS AWARE OF THE MUTANT SCOURGE CURRENTLY TAKIN...

Grading The Best Taxi Squads in History

By Bryan Bastin | Jan 21st 2021 | 5 min read |

The NHL has adopted taxi squads this season to help with the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic.    As Sarah described in this excellent piece, the taxi squa...

Fun Friday: The Jalen Ramsey Odyssey

By Eamon Smith | Oct 12th 2020 | 12 min read |

Welcome back to Fun Friday, the show that isn’t a show (because it’s a weekly article) where we take hockey-adjacent concepts and take them way to...

Fun Friday: Reign of the Lukes

By Eamon Smith | Oct 9th 2020 | 3 min read |

It’s January 1st, 2021. Luke Schenn takes to the ice in an empty Bridgestone Arena to warm up before the a game against the San Jose Sharks. The lum...

2020 OTF Stanley Cup Mascot Matchups: Play-In Round

By Carson Cashion | Jul 27th 2020 | 7 min read |

Who would win if a saber-toothed tiger and a coyote battled to the death? How about a leaf from a maple tree, and a blue jacket? What is an oiler? All...

What If the Nashville Predators Weren’t the Nashville “Predators”?

By Ann K | May 14th 2020 | 4 min read |

In the summer of 1971 construction workers at a site near 4th Avenue and Union in downtown Nashville unearthed an extraordinary find. During excavatio...

ICYMI: Hockey Halloween from the Preds

By Sarah Hager | Oct 28th 2019 | 25 min read |

’Tis the season for the best time of year, the holiday that trumps all others, an annual gift: hockey Halloween. In case you’re unfamiliar, let me...

All Hail “Rally Tavern,” Your New Hockey Overlord

By Nick Morgan | Oct 4th 2019 | 4 min read |

No question, Nashville’s come-from-behind win over Minnesota was all thanks to one thing…and one thing only. Things we did: that. @PredsNHL | ...

A Modest (Trade) Proposal [A Satire]

By Shaun Smith | Apr 30th 2019 | 7 min read |

Here at On the Forecheck, we keep an eye out for the latest rumors about the Nashville Predators so you don’t have to. Right now, that’s doubling ...

Ryan Johansen and Seth Jones meet at Columbus airport after being traded for one another

By Jonathan Garcia | Mar 5th 2019 | 3 min read |

Imagine you just got traded from your NHL team, you get off the plane in your new city and immediately run into the player you were swapped for. Such ...