Category: Nonsense

Ryan Johansen and Seth Jones meet at Columbus airport after being traded for one another

By Jonathan Garcia | Mar 5th 2019 | 3 min read |

Imagine you just got traded from your NHL team, you get off the plane in your new city and immediately run into the player you were swapped for. Such ...

Summer Nonsense: OTF Nashville Food Tournament SEMIFINAL #2

By Dan Bradley | Mar 5th 2019 | 3 min read |

ICYMI, Here were our parameters: We imported the Eater 18 for Nashville. Eater is awesome. We also added in our own choices, but have room for a few m...

Summer Nonsense: OTF Nashville Food Tournament SEMIFINAL #1

By Dan Bradley | Mar 5th 2019 | 3 min read |

ICYMI, Here were our parameters: We imported the Eater 18 for Nashville. Eater is awesome. We also added in our own choices, but had room for a few mo...

Summer Nonsense: OTF Nashville Food Tournament ELIMINATION ROUND

By Dan Bradley | Mar 5th 2019 | 2 min read |

The battle for the finals begins here. Only one will move on to the semi finals. That’s right, suckas… IT’S ELIMINATION TIME!!!!!! I...

Summer Nonsense: OTF Nashville Food Tournament (ROUND 2)

By Dan Bradley | Mar 5th 2019 | 2 min read |

ICYMI, Here were our parameters: We imported the Eater 18 for Nashville. Eater is awesome. We also added in our own choices, but have room for a few m...

Summer Nonsense: OTF Nashville Food Tournament (ROUND 1) UPDATED

By Dan Bradley | Mar 5th 2019 | 3 min read |

Firstly, you have to know the source of this idea. Lewis Grizzard once had a similar contest nearly 40 years ago. Several months ago, I asked for nomi...

Summer Nonsense: NHL Post-Expansion Realignment Plans

By Dan Bradley | Mar 5th 2019 | 11 min read |

The NHL is facing a real problem. They wanted Seattle to bid for an expansion team, and they didn’t. Seattle provided a good excuse not to put a...

Summer Nonsense: The OTF Platform for the 2015 Nashville Mayoral Election

By Dan Bradley | Mar 5th 2019 | 9 min read |

Note: This is an absolute farce. We have no intention for actually running for office. This is all intended to be a poor attempt at offseason humor. A...

Chicago Blackhawks vs. Minnesota Wild Preview/Drinking Game

By Dan Bradley | Mar 4th 2019 | 10 min read |

Firstly, the sport of hockey was robbed by not having a St. Louis Blues v. Nashville Predators second round series. After years of dull hockey, the Bl...

Burned Biscuits: The Tennessean's Column is Downright Embarrasing

By Jonathan Garcia | Mar 4th 2019 | 13 min read |

The NHL postseason is a time for excitement, hype, and bringing a city together to rejoice and agonize over the treacherous journey that’s to co...